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Saturday, March 13, 2010
7:07 AM
Despite his low opinion of lieutenants, the sergeant kept a respectful tone as he taught us how to bail out of a plane in an emergency.
"Sirs, to open the hatch," he began, "turn this lever to the right, then pull that handle."
"What if we don't follow the sequence?" a second lieutenant asked.
"Then, sir," said the sergeant patiently, "you hit the hatch handle with a crash axe."
"That'll open the hatch?"
"No sir," he said. "But it will keep your mind occupied until you crash."
-Walter Inge